Bit By The G3 Bug

Last Edit September 5, 1999


        My son, not to disappoint himself, has priced a G3 minitower - the one that I want! He has spent hours on the web doing this - at the Apple Store. He picked out one with RAM (lots of it), lots of disk space, and a few other accoutrements. He has been mumbling about this for days. 200MHz is not good enough. 96MB RAM is not good enough.
       This to a mother on a IIci at 65MHz and 32MB RAM. Right. Of course I am switching files to the 3400C - 200MHz and a lot more RAM. My travel computer. Getting ready for Toronto.
       But he ignores these facts and is focused on what he might talk me into. He is in his room plotting. He learned well.
        This occurred while I was scrubbing out the third bedroom in a cleaning fit - packing up Lego's and Connext blocks and kits and spare pieces. Boxed and boxes worth. Try thousands of dollars worth. All piled helter-skelter in that room whose floor hasn't been seen in a dog's age. Because he is in college and went to summer school and has had no time - for the past four years.
        I found it.
        The floor.
        Took four hours. Not counting the partial hits I have been making for some time over the past few weeks. I want the clothing racks out of my bedroom. I want to see the walls in my tiny bedroom. God! I miss the house in San Diego! He finally consented to help me scrape the floor with a rubber scrub and I got it clean. And disinfected. And the cat trays down. That's a lot of activity for a day! And a heady sense of accomplishment.
        I have also now sat through Universal Soldier - just to watch Van Damn. Movie could have used a dialog writer - to flesh it out as it were. Would have been better. I like watching his kicks. Of course, in the first movie, he had a lot less on....
        Then, having survived that mayhem, we had to go hunting for a C Compiler - so he could do his homework - at home. I have been informed that he needed this. Needs expressed require Mother to take action. Of course.
        We drop down to ComputerWare in Sunnyvale but they don't have any.
        So we drop over to the Computer Literacy store on the corner, but they don't stock any either.
        So it's off to find Fry's. I couldn't find the one in Fremont (they moved) which is how I ended up at ComputerWare in the first place. My son has threatened to get my one of those satellite navigation systems. No Way! I also like analog clocks. I would have asked directions - had I found the gas station. In this case, Computer Literacy gave me directions.
        We find this Fry's (San Jose) and go for it. For hours. Actually, until the blister on my heel formed and blew open and I was limping in pain. It is a big store. It was hot. My shoes were tight. No nylons. Lots of walking. Bad combo.
        But I also have.....Software! Bad move giving me a supermarket shopping cart in a software store. Or a really smart one!
        I upgraded PhotoShop. I was on 4.0 and 5.5 is out. Acrobat 4. To match the office. Illustrator 8. I added Astound (I used to have it). 525,000 pieces of clip art.(For the cookbook.) And Adobe Image Ready. Time to play! (Toys! I need toys!)
        And, of course, a C compiler. In a textbook. That requires a Pentium. (Boo! Hiss! Snarl!) Or Virtual PC so the Mac can pretend it's a fast PC. (Gag!)
        And we stopped to get a few C references. Textbooks. I encourage extra references. Fry's has everything electronic - a big open floor. Appliances. CDs. Software. Toys. Toys. Toys. A techie's playland I get a few books. That way, I can read one or two. I need to refresh my skills.
        We aren't sure about Virtual PC - one version will run on his Performa. One requires a G3. Gee....We ponder.
        I offer the loan of my G3 notebook. Which I have not yet set up with anything other than Office 98.
        Not good enough for the brat.
        So we look at G3 systems. Remember that this is the woman who priced a 7200 and then waited to buy it so long that it went out of availability! Learned, I did.
        My blood pressure rises - I have wanted a new system for how long????
        450MHz. Drool.
        His eyes are lighting up. He is shifting into full-scale nag mode. His brother taught him. Something about my promise to see about a G3 should he consent to go to college. He calmly and repeately reminds me of this.
        No! Not Fair! Me First!
        I repeated the offer of the G3 notebook - with the DVD drive. The one he was trying to pry out of my hands for so long.
        Ha!
        He is in danger of drooling on the equipment. He's been pricing them at school. Examining the student discount. He is a walking fact sheet. Steve Jobs would be proud. I am drooling right along with him. I reverently touch the monitor. Big. Beautiful. No eye strain. Flat screen. Trinitron. Reliable. Lovely.
       By the time I get out of there, I am $1,000+ poorer (my company, White Enterprises is, that is) And by the time I tear him out of the store we have decided to find the other one. But ofr now, we must stop. Something about the blood running down my ankle. My gasp in pain at each step. Retirement just got delayed.
        I want to buy the big things at ComputerWare.
        So we drive back there.
        They are closed. Just.
        Good. I get to think about things. Like specs.
        Like check the account balance.
        We get to plan a bit. I get to ask my CMA account manager if I can afford it. My madness. I am planning to get him one to protect mine. Last time I did this I had to buy three systems, one for each boy to stop the fighting and to keep them away from mine. It is a system that worked. My older son's well-paying job and bright future are a result of the seeming madness of spending a fortune on computers and software. He says so. What more does a mother need to hear? I remind my son that when I am old, he will be paying the bills should he spend all my savings. He just laughs. That is not reassuring!
        Now, I want video capture (tall blond one - watch out!) and video acceleration and 24 bit color. I want speed and a SCSI card (so that I can use my old peripherals). I want DVD. I think I want a zip or a Jazz drive.
        I've been waiting. For several years now. Pent up demand. Mine.
        Sometimes mothers need to take care of themselves. I will do this now.
        My son can have the digital camera and less speed in his CPU. If I can talk him into it. He doesn't need all the bells and whistles I do. I assure myself of this.
        I have decided to buy. Mine.Top of the line. His. Slightly lower cost.
        Now when he gets to grad school...
        But that's another story.


        I found out later that ComputerWare could order a C Compiler for the Mac. And they did. Code Warrior. Got it. It's right here on the livingroom floor.



Copyright 1999 Donnamaie E. White. email to dewhite@NOSPAN_best.com