Men are like puppies.
(And I Have Had Both.)

Last Edit June 25, 1999


        Men bark orders.
        Puppies just bark.
        Men wriggle their tails when excited.
        So do puppies.
        Leave a man in a house all day and he will get into everything. And mess it up.
        Leave a puppy alone for the day - same effect.
        Men like to be fed on time.
        So do puppies.
        Men like to be petted.
        So do puppies.
        Men like to sleep after any activity.
        So do puppies.
        Men like to be warm and dry when it's raining outside.
        So do puppies.
        Men like to be wet and muddy when playing.
        So do puppies.
        Men like to play war.
        Puppies like to play tug-'o-war.
        Men have collars and clip on ID tags.
        Puppies have collars and clip on rabies tags.
        Men have big feet.
        So do puppies. But they grow into them.
        Men like junk food for no better reason than they like to chew.
        So do puppies.
        Men like to cuddle.
        So do puppies.
        Men like to sleep curled up next to you.
        So do puppies.
        Men fuss and howl when asked to bathe.
        So do puppies.
        Men can sleep on anything sprawled anywhere.
        Ever see a sleeping puppy?


Copyright 1999 Donnamaie E. White. email to dewhite@NOSPAN_best.com