Stories, Essays, Works in Progress:

Flouring Inferno

Copyright 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001 Donnamaie E.White.
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2000

Last Edit: November 24, 2001

My son has suggested that Pepper should approach the kitchen in a fully padded, fire proof suit with gloves and boots and that the local fire department be put on alert whenever she dains to cook. She can make an omelet, and can now master (more or less) a meatloaf. She's even followed directions and made baking powder biscuits! But she hasn't mastered JELL-O! Read on!

• Holiday Horror Stories   Kitchen disasters   11/30/99

Appetizers and Beverages

Quick Breads

• Blueberry Buckle   In which I discuss how to make most men buckle at the knees....   8/26/99
• Corn Bread My Way   Sweet, moist corn cake - to go with pan-fried chicken; and that recipe too, of course.....   8/26/99
• Sunday Morning Brunch   Caraway Seed Cake on a Sunday   8/16/99
• Magic Muffins   How to please your menfolk in the morning. Provided they aren't dieting.
  The Blueberry version is very, very good.   8/12/99
• Basic Loaf Bread   8/19/99
  

• Baking Powder Biscuits For the Faint at Heart   8/2/99

Yeast Breads

• Bumbling Baking Bread The cook screws up! Oh, of course! 1/1/0

Cakes, Frostings, Fillings

• Short-Cut Cakes   8/19/99
• Quick Cake  Also known as a Wacky Cake and by a few other names FAST 9/10/99
  
• How to Make a Snack Cake Cooking under the influence of Codeine 7/24/99
• Lethal Chocolate Cake   A fudge cake made to destroy diets   9/3/99
• Making it with Cake Mix cake or cookies - easy, lower fat; added Funfetti recipe    8/3/99, 9/5/99
• Fillings and Icings 1/11/00
• Whomping Up a Cake 1/11/00
• Crazy Cake Stir it in a pan - no mixing bowl 12/20/00
• Fruit Cakes - many variations - soak in Port Wine for at least 1 month! 12/20/00
• Basic Fabulous White Cakes 4/2/00
• Basic Whip-It-Up Fast Yellow Cake 4/2/00

Cookies and Candies

• Lethal Killer Baker's Chocolate Brownies! Diet-busting but oh so good! Once-a-year treat. 4/30/00
• Christmas Gingerbread Cookies Gengerbread men for the tree! 12/16/99
• Peanut Stix   a form of biscotti   8/28/99
• Jumbles   Jumbled-up cookies   8/28/99
• Sugar Cookies   Angel cake has nothing on these, plain or lemon   8/28/99; 12/20/2000
• Fudge Brownies       A bunch of recipes of varying amounts of fat       8/4/99
• Shortbread and not because it is short on calories - high fat heaven    8/3/99
• Making it with Cake Mix cake or cookies - easy, lower fat, added Funfetti recipe    8/3/99, 9/5/99
• Lethal Macaroons   coconut and sugar - addictive   9/3/99
• Thumbprint Cookies   and a few variations - for those milk chocolate Kisses candy  9/5/99
• Chocolate Chip Cookies 1/11/00
• Lemon Lovers 1/11/00
• Naughty Nutty Wafers 1/11/00
• Iced Wafers 1/11/00
• Peanut Persuasion 1/11/00
• Pineapple Bars 1/11/00
• Outrageous Chocolate Bars 1/11/00
• Gingerbread Men Christmas Cooking Begins 12/16/99
• Chocolate Truffle 12/20/00
• Death by Chocolate Cookie Need I say any more! 12/20/00
• Peanut Butter Blossoms - made with HERSHEY'S Kisses of course! 12/20/00

Rice

• Long Grain Rice and Rice A Roni 1/11/00

Deserts

Gelatin

• Tiddly JELL-O   Links to all those mysterious sites where booze and innocent JELL-O lurks   8/21/99
• Ballistic JELL-O!   Jigglers! Wigglers! And Brains! 8/19/99

Puddings

• Eat Dirt And Like It!   Goes with the Kitty Litter! Do this two parties in a row and they will have you committed!   8/19/99
  
• Classic Tapioca Puddings   8/12/99
• Custard, Pudding, Bread and Rice Pudding They Settle the Stomach. It's the excuse I use anyway.   8/6/99
• Caramel Custard Cups 12/20/00
• Melting Chocolate       How to melt chocolate without hysteria       8/4/99
• Kathy's Kitty Litter       Serve this at your next party!   I DARE you!       8/3/99;
  added directions for microwaving stove-top pudding mixes     8/10/99
• Apple Crisp That old stand-by apple crisp from the 50's 12/20/2000

Pies

• Sour Cream Raisin Pie   9/4/99
• Pumpkin Pie 9/4/99
• Pecan Pie 9/4/99
• Sweet Potato Pie 12/20/2000
• Lemonade Pie It helps to follow directions 8/18/01

Fruitcakes - Not Your Doorstop Anymore!

Eggs, Cheese Dishes, Rice, Pasta and Cereals

• Eggs  These days, they all get cooked all the way through... 9/10/99

Meat, Main Dishes

• Fillet Mignon   High-Class Beef - easy to make treat   9/3/99
• Barbecue Ribs   Beef   9/11/99
• Kabobs   Pork or Beef  9/11/99
• Turkey Crab Stir   Crabby Monday leftovers and how to keep eating high-sodium Rice-A-Roni   8/16/99
• Cooking with Salt and Pepper - Meatloaf   Yep! That's our names! Meatloaf - a staple for the new cook.     8/3/99
• Recipes including Lethal Stuffing for Turkey. We never do it the same way twice.     12/30/98

• Dinner in a Hurry       10/8/99
• Fajetas - Egg, Beef or Chicken Roll-Ups Quick and Dirty cooking Pass the Hot Sauce 5/16/00
• Turkey pot-pie on the stove-top Low fat, low salt, in-a-hurry dinner 4/10/01

Fish and Seafood

• King Crab 1/11/00
• Turkey Crab Stir   Crabby Monday leftovers and how to keep eating high-sodium Rice-A-Roni   8/16/99

Poultry

• Chicken Breast Fillets and Garlic   pan-fried chicken (or turkey) with vegetables - low fat - fast and easy  9/3/99

• Great Turkeys   About ordering a "fully cooked meal" from a restaurant...   11/30/9
• Deck The Halls with Frozen Turkey   And pass me the Port!   12/26/99

Salads and Salad Dressing

• Pepper's Salads     11/18/99
  

Stews, Soups and Sandwiches

Vegtables

• How Not to Cook Veggies     A watched pot never boils - but it doesn't burn either!    8/2/99
• Baking Potatoes   and how to avoid exploding vegetables   8/7/99
• Silence of the Yams  Is it a veggie or a desert? 9/4/99
• Russ's Garlic Potatoes  9/10/99
• Barbecue Potato  And Oven-fried potatoes (a thicker potato chip) 9/10/99
• Russ's Protabello Mushrooms  Presentation is the key 9/10/99
• Steamed Vegetables 1/11/00

Drinks

• Hot Cider - with a Twist or Two 12/20/2000

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