Naughty Puppy!

Date: July 2009

While I was working on my eBook - the Advanced Logic one - I scanned it to PDF but some pages are tilted just a tad - tedious!!!! involves Photoshop and Word and time. But - Google stole this one and my others. This was partially on-line back in the 90s - coming out as a 2009 copyright. Intense. One of four books being grabbed back into the fold while I argue with Google books - which - backed by Microsoft - wants to control the world.

and while fielding emails ----- Should my Italian Vampire react to water - I have him taking showers! Well, he can eat too. And drink. He's old. He's studied things. He's advanced. Of course he wants to be human again. Don't they all.

and while updating WhitePubs.com to show there are two eBooks (HTML at www.dacafe.com) earning money (and have since 1995), as my lawyer and I battle our way to trademarking my company
and showing what's coming and showing some free stuff --- I need to move all that from www.Donnamaie.com to www.WhitePubs.com. Oh yes, and listing the older company name (White Enterprises, which, at the time, I could not incorporate in CA - sadly - I probably could now! But WhitePubs was the name my son came up with.)

While all this was going on ----- the puppy (Grace, the baby Beagle) was in the big car cage crate next to me with toys etc - having had a late night romp. I put her in around 9:30PM - normal bedtime. For her. For me, if I am not pushing myself.

Well - I went to check on her before CRASHING HEAD FIRST INTO BED - EXHAUSTED.

And I noticed she looked NAKED!!!! She did not get up (suspicious) - just laid there looking adorable!!! (It's a puppy thing - she's 4 months old and has teeth. Hold that thought. The front ones are in - as my poor hands are aware - accendents.)

She's been in her harness a couple of days because I can lift her with it when necessary (like when she's pretending to be a snapping turtle).

Oh - she is still wearing the harness---- just around her hips!

I pulled out the bedding with her one it (the harness felt WET - I THOUGHT SHE HAD PEED).

SHE HAD CHEWED THRU THE NECK PART

SHIMMIED IT DOWN - HAD A PIECE STILL IN HER MOUTH!!!!!!!

$15 down the drain!!!!!

add to the $600 glasses, $8 underwear times pieces attacked, a missing bra, $110 shoes, and the vinyl floor (needed replacing anyway) and now any Medifast food in my purse is a target, especially the meal bars.

Good grief!

Guess I drag her on her walk using the collar tomorrow ------ until I run get another harness------ won't leave it on all the time I guess!!!! (We did a short walk actually - I need that harness!)

She's chewed up a leash too - I already replaced that - it's still intact --- fine for the yard ----- but she's a powerful little demon.

I need to get studded leather ---- Dominatrix puppy------that's what I need.

Looking for training classes for socialization (they seem to want to run them in the daytime ---- ????)

The harnesshad been loose in the front - I had it as tight as it could go ---- she could get her jaw under it -----.

I should have taken it off - given her her bath ----- it would still be with us!!!! (photo taken earlier this evening)

What a devil - no sound when I shut her in her room------------ the one with the slowly disappearing vinyl flooring. She's well aware she was naughty!

Oh yeah - those PetCo floppy dog things? She has several - loves them to pieces. The new ones are bigger than she is. She's not quiet - she's chewing on a cat toy. Ropes are good too. So are my underpants, bras, shoes, tank-tops, ethernet cables, I have caught her laying down watching me -- like "RUN MOMMY! TAKE ME FOR A WALK! CUDDLE ME! FEED ME!")

She does bad things if I am distracted from 100% focus on puppy. Hmmmm - I seem to remember a child I raised that was like that------

Checking out a treat - she clmbs stumps, jump logs, runs madly around obstacles. The "UP" command and "Sit" get her a Salmon treat (from the vet). Her head and ears are turning brown. I love the bat-wings.

14 pounds of terror ---- waiting for food. NEVER lie to a puppy - a Beagle puppy - about not having any treats in your pocket ---- she will rip your pants off - or at least the pocket.