Apple in the Morning and Fabio on Hold

2000


 

        I was in bed by 1AM, unconscious by 1:30, somehow I slept - even through the barrage on the door by the cat trying to get in and sleep on my fluffy robe. Cold, I sleep under two full-length robes - one of fake purple fur. They like that one too.
        Of course, the full sized, over-sized down comforter rests in the linen chest in the family room - waiting for me to anchor the down by stitching it into pockets. It slides around. Ends up in the sides of the comforter while I freeze in the middle.
        I was awake by 4:55 and out of bed by 5:15 - pretty good.
        I stumbled into the kitchen - tea I think. My insides will not stand coffee.
        I wake up the computer.
        Open the Apple sales-notice e-mails.

   
       
        DVD DRIVE 065-1906 DVD RAM drive w/DVD Video
       
       
        And call the 800 number I have been given for sales support.
        And listen through 3 levels of voice mail and an "all representatives are busy" notice.
        Then I get to play phone in ear forever.
   
        (Finally saw the wrong street address (but typed close enough to miss on a small-font e-mail!) Why we had to hunt it down. And the $10 expedited shipping - ho! ho! ho!)
       
        So I go into "hold" mode - because no one is answering the line. And I stay there - for 45 minutes!
       
        Scanned all the pictures out of the Spa magazine and turned the woman into a gray wall. Just want Fabio. Figured out how to get those grainy black magazine photo spots out of a picture but it was fuzzy anyway. (Did the camera person hate Fabio? That article has the worst photos of him I've ever seen! I would bet that the photographer and/or editor didn't like him. Of course, the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter cookbook isn't great either. The cruise ships shots are better. Hey - I do better with a disposable camera! And I have gained skills with the Rebel-G!)
       
        Hung up. Went back in. Called technical support. Thought a human on the line might be nice.
        At 5:59 AM. Not good enough - "Please call back". They start at 6AM.
        OK.
        I'm here. Now what.
        Here we go - I call again. It is 6AM. The recording is still on.
        I dial again - "Due to the product transition you may be experiencing a longer than usual hold time". Recording again.
        I will give it 5 minutes.
        No I won't.
        I call back. Let's see if they are awake.
        Technical support goes into a blank mode then pays another voice mail at me.
        Choose again.
        And wait.
        "From time to time we may monitor our calls....." Monitor this!
        No the recording is off - but I am on hold again. "All representatives are still busy". Try all our representatives are out having coffee.
        I wait.
        Give them the benefit of the doubt.
        Aha! A human!
        I squint and find the serial number.
        I get a case number. I also state that I had been on hold for 45 minutes. (Oh - they don't start until 8AM Central. That is not what sales said last night and I had encountered a human along the way - transferring me into hold hell.)
        What is it that I need so they can transfer me yet again?
        I tell him.
        We play describe the drive - they can, it seems, tell by the side walls that it is in fact a DVD-RAM and the system software reports it a CD-ROM. (I was hoping that was the case! Something about how fast they update software at work rang a bell.)
        Seems the DVD comes in a small case and sits in the side walls as opposed to the CDs which sit in the tiny recession at the bottom of the tray. More or less. (Sometimes you have to push them in twice.)
        This is the clue.
        Step 1.
        Good.
        Step 2.
        CD-R won't work. He says, "Of course!"
        I can READ CDs. I have to write a DVD-RAM disk. This is different.
        When I've had backward compatibles before, they read and wrote the previous incarnation (200MB Syquest - not yet plugged into this one - writes and reads 44MB, 88MB and 200MB cartridges.) Reasonable for me to assume that the DVD could write and read CD and DVD. I haven't yet moved to DVD for movies (about to) so I have never held a cartridge. Just knew I needed it. (There is probably a software driver or a drive-version that would allow this but I don't have it.) I haven't even bothered to read the specs. Unusual but I like to play "user" as opposed to "engineer' wehn dealing with my own computer. Plug and play. And who reads user manuals? I just write them.
        I have had DVD (in the G3 notebook) but only read CDs on it.
        Ditto my son and his G4.
        We've never played. Which is why I was trying to play last night. (My older son burns CDs all the time and he had described the operation in terms of a CD.) This was to be my first Hellova introduction.
        Aha!
        He scrolls through his database.
        He suggests a few stores (ComputerWare. Fry's.)
        Aha!
        He suggests the one I shop at.
        I will shop. It's right near the office. On the way to work. Or on lunch hour time.
        I thank him for saving my life and hang up.
        I am happy now.
        Until I realize I still don't have the missing Fedex so I'm not sure if I am happy.
        And until I check the Banta list and no listing is there for DVD.
        Time for early-morning e-mail and a nap.
       
       
       



Copyright 2000 Donnamaie E. White. email to dewhite@best.com