I Was Attacked by the Dishes This Morning

2002 Story Set

August 6, 2002
      I was attacked by the dishes this morning.
      My new job has a warm office.
      I get tired and my eyes get dry.
      I did a big document - a lot of art - a lot of editing - and came home beat to death last night.
      I made Mac and Cheese (ugh!) and had ice cream and crashed.
      So this morning, on wandering into the kitchen, I was greeted with a 3-day pile of dirty dishes that was threatening to climb out of the sink and come after me.
      I took the hint.
      I did the dishes.
      It is also garbage day and I had already put out the bulk of the garbage last night.
      But of course, there is other stuff to add.
      My bathroom and my son's room for example.
      I grabbed these items and a plastic garbage bag.
      But the garbage was not in a cooperative mood.
      80% of the crap landed on the kitchen floor.
      And I hadn't even had my coffee.
      Dressed in a ragged old mid-length nightgown, a very nice silk robe and barefoot, I was sweeping the recently scrubbed kitchen floor for debris that should not touch human hands.
      Syringe covers (needles are in biohazard soda bottles - called home sharps containers) and vial lids and stuff from my bathroom not to be mentioned.
      Ick.
      I got it up (99% anyway) and out in time.
      You can count on the garbage guys to be right on the dot at 7AM (and sometimes earlier) should I be lax in setting things out.
      I forgot the recyclable bottles.
      Shucky darn.
      Next time.
      This week was the cut-up cardboard.
      Boxes and boxes of it.
      The dog is out, the animals I watered and fed last night, but the cat, however, wants a clean litter pan and is rolling around on my feet.
      Orange fluff ball that he is, he knows better than to be more vocal as I have recently washed him.
      I wandered around fixing breakfast (the kid rolled over, looked at me and rolled back over), eating something and drinking decaf.
      I laid out my clothes, rounded up papers that still need attention, and assembled my pills.
      The peaches, the several I had picked, were nagging me.
      They had tiny brown spots and were threatening to spoil in the heat.
      So I peeled them and cut them up.
      The whole lot of them.
      I set them out with a plate on the top and put a dish and spoon on top of that so the kid would know to have some.
      I made his sandwich.
      I set out his breakfast and a drink.
      I was awake enough last night to realize the "0" on the asthma dispenser means empty.
      This morning I double checked that I had in fact inhaled the correct one.
      I could not find the light brown pants - I think I have some - but found size M pants in dark brown that I can wear.
      Size L is more comfortable but I am also swimming in them.
      Time to witch hunt the missing peach skin.
      I entertained myself falling over the fan in the hallway - made more dangerous by the rug shampooer splayed on the floor in the hallway as well.
      I showered, flung makeup on my face and staggered out to work - at 8AM.
      I am about 45 minutes late.
      Lucky.
      The way I was dropping things, tripping over things and losing track of things, it could have been much later.
      I never checked on the biopsy they did on my leg so I will know tomorrow.
      Must call LA TNT too - to start the set up of the fan club meeting.
      But first - I need to stop and get stuff at the store.
      Making brownies the right way tonight.
      Cook at 300.
      Must remember that.

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