I Don't Like My Hair With Gold Roots Because----

2002 Story Set

July 5, 2002
      It shows the gray
      Photos I just got show my hairline receding!!!!
      (Oh no! Horrors! I'm old! Of course I am. I am 60!)
      I need to get the hair spray for men where they spray in the hole on the back of their heads.
      Actually, I need to be died a DARKER color!
      The hair that is there shows up better.
      Or I will be doing a lot of touchup with Photoshop later!
      I am running out of time!!!
      So, while my son lays sleeping (normal pose for a young man who stays up all night on IRC chat and killing things on DiabloII)----
      I choose #42 - deep burgundy - which matches the black dress.
      Now that the foam is on my head, I am praying that it doesn't come out purple! Or orange! (My son said that, with polarizing sunglasses on, my hair looked like a redheaded punk rocker's. Probably why I ran for the Burgundy.)
      So here I sit.
      I have an upset stomach and insides - it was the CELEBREX!
      So I am not taking that anymore, sipping Medifast, drinking water and behaving.
      I made rolls for July 4th and ate four of them throughout the day. Partially because that was all the carbs I had and partly because they were absorbing the acid.
      I hate these "attacks".
      But I believe it was the medication and my son, who has been researching side effects of drugs (notably his) says that is one of the side effects.
      Back to Alive I go.
      Meanwhile, I will eat some prunes (flushes out anything left) which I had been doing before this attack.
      Prunes go with the diet to keep things moving along.
      My insides don't work all that well since they did the hernia repair and this helps them.
      So does going to the gym - which I have been out of for two weeks!
      I will do the treadmill or walk the Stoneridge Mall today.
      Gym tomorrow come Hell or High Water as they say.
      I have been sitting hunched over the sewing machine (an old Bernina) for days it seems.
      My hair is sitting on my head cooking.
      I have decided to start pulling the sides back - looks better than the "big head of hair" my hair does when on its own.
      Also, makes my head look thinner.
      Which we all know, helps.
      I also can fluff up the top and back, which controls the nose and chin.
      Photos I got back show I have multiple chins.
      Funny. I don't see them in the mirror.
      But I have noticed thinner ankles and wrists, some small reduction of the gut, I can wear size 38B bras again, and other signs that I am losing weight, very, very slowly.
      I am also hungry enough to eat anything coming into my sphere.
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      OK - hair is rinsed and IT REALLY IS BURGANDY!!!
      My son said, "I TOLD you not to dye your hair!"
      Oh, that helps.
      Wait till it's dry.
      Purple hair!!! Oh God! I'm going to see Fabio with PURPLE HAIR!
      Suppose that's better than blue hair.
      Which is what I'd be wearing if I didn't keep it died dark.
      My son is laughing.
      Hysterically.
      ----
      Day 2 of the purple hair - it is Saturday and I have sweated it up in the gym so much so that my hands are stained. Too much residue.
      That's OK. It's time for Nick Chavez Cello Gloss.
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      OK - I've Cello Glossed, hit the head with a hair dryer (15 minutes) (air flow not actually beat myself over the head that is), done a light shampoo (Cello Glos shampoo and conditioner), used Volumizing hair mist and a little spray gel and set my hair. A whole lot of purple came out of my hair. It shines - a lot. Which is what Cello Gloss is for.
     With any luck, I will not wash my hair again depending on how overheated I get driving.
     I have packed almost eveything. I am using all the other new makeup since QVC stuff did not arive. And I am remaining clam.
     Ha Ha Ha! Sure I am.


     
     
     

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